On Mon, Mar 28, 2005 at 12:36:08PM -0800, Jason Faller wrote:
Hi Jen,

I was on your wedding page on your husband's home page. He's DOCTOR DOOM! If you're still alive, run away now! He's the greatest evil genius of all time. He may love you, but he's a madman. He's killed thousands of innocents.

Oh, and I was wondering. Does he wear the mask around the house? Is he as ugly as is rumored? Does he use his villainous gadgets to do menial house chores?

I hope to hear back from you,

--jason

<font color="blue">i am still alive, but only because i accede to his wishes. he keeps me busy doing all the paperwork involved in being constantly diabolical. you wouldn't believe how much, and they want it all in triplicate.

i WISH he had gadgets to help with house chores. luckily, we've got a bunch of yet-to-be-killed innocents that can take care of those mundane tasks.

he does wear the mask most of the time, but i'm happy to say that he does brush his teeth conscientiously, and it has to come off for that. sometimes cleanliness is next to evilness, too. lucky for me.

thanks for your warning, but i'm doing fine. i think i've softened him a bit, too. sometimes he giggles. now, THAT'S something you have to hear to believe. of course, it's usually when he's committing some vile act, but it is better than his usual maniacal cackle.

jen
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